Financial history doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes. You can't be stupid enough to trade off anything I say.... I'm lucky they let me out of the straight-jacket long enough to trade.

J. P. Morgan

"Sell down to your sleeping point"

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Halo 3.... Amazingly more Hype than originaly Hyped

WHOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UNREAL!!!!!

HALO 3 on an expectation of 150-200 million in it's first 24 hours.... Has Delivered an amazing number $170 Million in that time....EXCEEDING the low range of the Estimates.....

Proving again that the HALO franchise is HUGE....

Original HALO 2 numbers Paled in comparison with a 150 million..... This 20 million dollar advance on the original show the MASSIVE strength of the franchise, with an amazing 11% increase in that franchise.

This going to show that if Microsoft can maintain those 24 hour numbers, in the weekly time frame, For the next Year, The Xbox division will turn to profit.
Yet to be known is the more impressive 12% gain for Halo 4 on the Xbox 720 expected to be released next year.

Early Hype on the 720 is that the controller will attach to your penis, giving you a complete tactile experience in the virtual world.

Also, Plans for other controllers that will inject into the users blood stream both Monster Soda, and the cure for Diabetes. in tandem.

Based on projected numbers.... profitability will be achieved by the Xbox division in 2020, after an cash injection by the "Bill and Melinda Gates foundation" in 2015. being reached for comment the foundation will reply "What's good for Microsoft, will be good for the Poor."

In further Microsoft, Altruism the have officially decided to ease the burdens of those afflicted by scratched original "Halo 3" disks. In an act of kindness Microsoft decided to ease the burden of a class action lawsuit on consumers by kindly deciding to return the disks.

Also to be noted that Xbox and Ipods will defiantly save Xmas... Lower than expected consumer confidence, will be smashed by massive droves of people Leveraging what is left of the equity in their homes. To buy enough Ipods and Xboxes for every member of the population. The bold expectation of wall street for a "Big Screen" Xbox and ipod in every room in the house will defiantly be attained. by dec 25.
As every member of the American public pulls down tons of cash at $14 per hour, with no insurance.

HALO 3... Bigger than Starwars.

When asked about the slim chance that the 170 million per week will be able to be maintained for the next 2 weeks, let alone for the next year.... Microsoft and wallstreet responded "Go fuck yourself and invest in gold, you fucking Bear."

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