My kid could paint that

There is a documentary about a 4 year old who paints Modern art, marla Olmstead

It starts off with the notion of if a 4 year old can paint modern art, Then morphs into "if dad painted her work".

This sort of reminds me of "Teach the Controversy".

I like to think I have some artistic taste, and am willing to call things the way they are. But I've seen Adults do abstract worse than some of the suspect works.

I suspect that Dad couldn't pull off some of the Better ones.

All of this doesn't go back to the original point that; Most abstract art isn't worth the price of the canvas.