I shit you not!

If I sat and gave out the calls, There seriously is someone out there that Parrots Verbatim what I say.

What Kills me! is that this Moron would think that I'll keep doing it.

Please I refer you to the parable "Kill the goose the lays the golden eggs"

I'm working on a Joke about Libritarians... which is a similar tail, You know libritarians, the broke guy who comes over and wants to take home half the Roast you just cooked for dinner.

"Are you sure you want to keep it? I'd be happy to take the leftovers home with me."

then for some mysterious reason, you don't invite them back.... it's some kind of conspiracy, or you are trying to "Take away their rights!"