Right.....

So for some reason for the past 2 weeks I've had Guests.

I'm not sure why they come around, I'm a Terrible host. Probably part of the reason I can't keep a girlfriend.... I just don't CARE.

Some people seem to have guests because they want to be guests when they go other places and want a cheep place to stay.. I'd rather not stay in your home when I visit, I want a convenient place near the things I want to see, so that I can get to the Museum or the beach in 3 minutes.

Now here is the bad part... I have one rule about visitors... LEAVE THE BATHROOM DOORS OPEN... ALL THE WAY OPEN. UNLESS... you are in there, then close and lock the door.

DO NOT SIT ON THE FUCKING TOILET WITH THE DOOR OPEN A FUCKING CRACK... EITHER I THINK YOU ARE A FUCKING SLOB SITTING THERE TOO LAZY TO CLOSE THE DOOR....

Or you are trying to make my life miserable by forcing me to check all the bathroom doors all the time.